You Find Yourself in a Room

YFYIAR is the drunken uncle of text-based adventures: Abusive, abrasive, and maybe a little funny.

Marked NSFW for rude language.

Controls

Use your keyboard to enter commands. Use your brain to demonstrate that you're more existentially valuable than a robot with skin.

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Fixation - The prequel to The Company of Myself. Fixation is a puzzle platformer about people and their habits.

Fisher-Diver - A deep sea adventure about career paths and the thrill of the hunt.

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