A downloadable game for Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux

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“Very different. Excitingly different.”
Rock Paper Shotgun

“Pretty damn good stealth game, actually”

About This Game

You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds. 

Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture. Same furniture is also your stealth cover.

  • A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels
  • Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
  • Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
  • Tons of crafty gadgets to master
  • Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray
  • Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size
  • Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting
  • Controller support
  • The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!

About 2DArray

2DArray is previously known for web game hits like The Company of MyselfFixationFisher-Diver, and Spewer. This is their first commercial game, supported by tinyBuild GAMES. 

About tinyBuild GAMES

tinyBuild GAMES is an indie game development and publishing company. No Time To Explain is their first game. It came out of a successful Kickstarter and Greenlight adventure. They're currently working on a bunch of games:

  • Co-developing SpeedRunners -- currently in Early Access on Steam
  • Working with 3rd party devs on games like Not the Robots (live on Steam)
  • Preparing to release Fearless Fantasy and other unannounced titles
  • Unannounced super-secret in-house game


Buy Now$9.99 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $9.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:

Not the Robots 1.1.5 Win.zip 109 MB
Not the Robots 1.1.5 Mac.zip 110 MB
Not the Robots 1.1.5 Linux.zip 111 MB